Why feel things when you can just overthink them? We all do gymnastics mentally to justify our crazy choices.

“I’m actually a really good driver, Your Honour”

“Diet starts when Mercury’s in retrograde”

“I didn’t really know Mr Epstein”


Tom Orr has been a stand-up for over 10 years, gigging around Australia, Europe, and the USA. Past performance is not indicative of future results.