Hey. It’s Nazeem. I’m performing a stand-up comedy show as part of Sydney Comedy Festival. I think you should come see me if you’ve got the time. I reckon you’ll enjoy it. I’m not bad. If you need further convincing – DM me your phone number on socials and I’ll call you, and work through any objections you might have. I check my direct messages every day or two, so it might take up to 48 hours. But I will call. On a blocked number. Answer the call.